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Old 28/08/2009, 03:03 AM
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RSV3 is fast asleep when a loud noise wakes him up. He looks around; it can’t be coming from any of his ESFj lovers because they are all asleep next to him. Sitting up, still tired from last night’s debauchery and hung over from the liberal amount of Klendathu juice—a particularly potent beverage he had discovered on the planet—he had consumed, he stretches, yawns and looks around wearily. Pushing a couple of his lovers off him, he gets out of bed in an attempt to locate the noise.

After having relocated Alpha Palace to Klendathu over a year ago, things had been relatively peaceful. Oh sure, sometimes his lovers would fight over him, but they eventually learned to share. The move had been prompted by the unrest between the quadras on his home world of Socionica.

As RSV3 wandered around the palace attempting to locate the source of the noise, it soon dawned on him that the noise was coming from space. Listening more closely, he could distinctly pick out voices, and they sounded like betas! “*!@#$&!(@*$#&!@)!” RSV declared. RSV3 shuddered when recalling the last time he had invited the betas over to the palace; they had taken partying to a whole new level, and the palace was a disaster zone by the time they had left. So ****ing loud and obnoxious. He had thought it would take days to clean up the palace, yet he was pleasantly surprised: who knew a few ESFjs could clean up a whole palace, trashed beyond recognition, in a matter of minutes?

Surprisingly, RSV3 was able to pick up yet another noise coming from within the palace. Wandering around, he eventually discovered his tractor beam had inadvertently turned on at some point in the night. “Stupid piece of ****!” he declared attempting to kick the contraption but only injuring himself in the process. Hopping around on one foot he cursed this string of bad luck.

How? Why? Questions ran through RS’s mind as he pondered how the betas had found his location. He ran over to his telescope and peered through to confirm his belief. Sure enough, the words “Beta Space Station” were printed boldly on the front of the ship, and beneath that, someone had scrawled “BETAS RULE CUZ WERE SO KEWL AND AND….” RSV3 scanned downwards past a number of lines of crossed out writing, apparently the betas were having trouble finishing their mantra, eventually the last line was reached, “AND WERE NOT TOOLS ….. LIKE YOU?!?!?”; RSV3 sighed wearily, well that sealed it beyond a doubt—the betas were back. Hopefully some of his ESFj lovers would be waking up momentarily to make him breakfast. Tired from last night and the new information that he had just learned, RSV3 sat down and waited for the inevitable.
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Old 31/08/2009, 05:55 PM
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Hey guys are you sure Alpha Palace is safe for us girls? It looks like RSV3 has an ESFj chained to him!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLJTI...eature=related
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Old 31/08/2009, 06:22 PM
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Hey guys are you sure Alpha Palace is safe for us girls? It looks like RSV3 has an ESFj chained to him!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLJTI...eature=related
Don't worry; he doesn't date outside his quadra.
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Old 31/08/2009, 08:13 PM
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Hey guys are you sure Alpha Palace is safe for us girls? It looks like RSV3 has an ESFj chained to him!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLJTI...eature=related
RSV3 responded, "I suppose you would like that being Ni leading wouldn't you! Well fyi, they are here on their own volition, although it's not like they know how to use the teleporter... so I guess you have a point to the extent that they can't leave the planet." Laughing to himself at the little Ni joke he had just made, RSV3 suddenly became more somber. Soon the betas would find out that his "ESFj lovers" were little more than an elaborate dream caused by drinking too much Klendathu juice.
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